George is the 24th general the Secretary of War has removed, but he is the one that matters — the man whose signature sits between presidential intent and the order that sends soldiers across a beach or into a tunnel complex, at a moment when the 82nd Airborne is deploying, Marines are staged on the USS Tripoli, and Kharg Island — handling 90% of Iranian oil exports — sits 16 kilometres off a coast that someone will have to decide whether to approach.

His replacement is General Christopher LaNeve, previously Fox News' personal aide. The man who carried the Secretary's briefcase now commands the Army. The distance between a television studio and a combat order has collapsed to precisely zero intermediaries unwilling to say yes. No reason was given for the dismissal, which is itself the reason: the next fourteen days apparently require a Chief of Staff who will not push back, and the Pentagon has solved that problem with characteristic efficiency.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clye2e85dwjo

The war has no perimeter, no exit strategy, and now no senior military officer in the chain of command who was not personally selected by the man who once hosted Fox & Friends Weekend.

The Ministry of Propaganda will be pleased to learn that March nonfarm payrolls rebounded to 178,000 — the strongest print since late 2024 and above every economist estimate — a headline number so encouraging that one is almost reluctant to read the footnotes. The participation rate slipped to its lowest level since 2021, with prime-age worker participation also declining — a reminder that the most reliable way to reduce unemployment is to stop counting the unemployed. Average hourly earnings rose a modest 3.5% year-on-year, the weakest pace in nearly five years, which would be reassuring in a world where gasoline is not above $4 a gallon and a quarter of global LNG supply has not been simultaneously disrupted.

The unemployment rate fell to 4.3%, though this improvement was partly driven by Americans exiting the workforce. The March jobs report captures a labour market that was stabilizing as the Iran war began — a distinction as meaningful as a clean bill of health issued to a patient who has since been admitted to intensive care. The Federal Reserve, encouraged by the report to maintain its inflation-fighting stance, will note that wage growth is decelerating precisely as energy costs are accelerating — a combination that delivers the worst of both worlds to the American consumer with remarkable efficiency.

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In a gesture of festive goodwill befitting the Easter Weekend, the Empire and its Zionist ally have delivered a seasonal gift to southern Iran in the form of at least 25 heavy airstrikes on the Mahshahr Petrochemical Special Economic Zone — one of Iran's most significant oil infrastructure hubs. Marun, Karoun, Bandar Imam, Amir Kabir, and Razi petrochemicals, along with the Fajr 1 and 2 power plants, have all received the Empire's compliments, with large columns of smoke rising over the complex in what the Ministry of Victory will no doubt classify as a precision demonstration of overwhelming success.

https://farsnews.ir/Maryam_Saheb_Mohammadi/1775288041098378189/%D8%AD%D9%85%D9%84%D9%87-%D8%AF%D8%B4%D9%85%D9%86-%D8%A8%D9%87-%D9%85%D9%86%D8%B7%D9%82%D9%87-%D9%88%DB%8C%DA%98%D9%87-%D9%BE%D8%AA%D8%B1%D9%88%D8%B4%DB%8C%D9%85%DB%8C-%D9%85%D8%A7%D9%87%D8%B4%D9%87%D8%B1

The strikes arrive, with impeccable timing, on a holiday weekend traditionally associated with resurrection — though what rises from the ashes of Iran's petrochemical infrastructure will likely not be what the architects of Operation Epic F**k-Up had in mind.

The oil price, already well acquainted with the concept of Easter miracles, is expected to respond accordingly. He is risen. So is Brent crude.

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Animated by the spirit of Easter and the Malthusian enthusiasm of his Zionist ally, ‘Satanhyahu’ , the Warmonger-in-Chief took to social media on Saturday to announce, with characteristic theological flourish, that "all Hell will reign down" on Iran within 48 hours — "Glory be to God!" — a divine ultimatum delivered while the military of the Empire was quietly conducting a days-long search for an airman whose F-15E had been shot down by a country that has been comprehensively obliterated since Hour 1. The Defence Department maintained its customary silence about both the downed F-15E and the reported loss of an A-10 Warthog, because acknowledging that a decimated adversary is shooting down American aircraft would require revising the victory narrative that has sustained this enterprise for six weeks.

The 10-day deadline — itself an extension of a 5-day deadline, suggesting that Iranian compliance operates on a sliding scale — is running out, while the US has simultaneously stripped nearly its entire inventory of JASSM-ER cruise missiles from the Pacific to deploy against a war it already won, leaving 425 available for every other conflict on earth, including the one over Taiwan that China is watching with considerable interest. The aura of invincibility, it appears, has developed some aerodynamic difficulties. Glory be to God.

In a diplomatic masterstroke of breathtaking audacity, the Empire has instructed its puppet monarch of Bahrain to petition the United Nations to endorse the reopening of a strait that the Empire's own war effectively closed — a request that China, displaying the Confucian gift for recognising the obvious, has declined to support with the enthusiasm one reserves for being asked to validate the arsonist's insurance claim. The logic is, by any measure, spectacular: having launched a war next to the world's most critical energy chokepoint, disrupted 20% of global oil supply, and spread energy shortages across a planet, the Empire now seeks multilateral legitimacy for undoing the consequences of its own actions — via a hereditary monarchy whose sovereign independence extends approximately to the edge of the American naval base it hosts.

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/bahrain-hopes-vote-revised-hormuz-resolution-friday-2026-04-02/

China's veto, delivered without apparent irony, reflects the Confucian wisdom that the superior nation does not endorse the agenda of the power that created the crisis it now volunteers to resolve. The Strait remains closed to the ships of the Empire. The UN remains unpersuaded.

The oil price has risen further like Jesus on Easter Sunday. And the depopulation agenda, that most ambitious of Washington and Tel Aviv's strategic objectives, continues to price itself into every grocery bill, fuel receipt from Montevideo to Tokyo.

Happy Easter Everyone!

While Operation Epic F**k-Up drains American military capacity and the Ukrainian meat grinder continues its Malthusian harvest, Eurostan is ensuring its young men remain conveniently locatable, properly registered, and no more than one bureaucratic decision away from being told that their approval has, regrettably, been reconsidered. The Ministry of Peace reports that this is not conscription. It has always not been conscription.

In Eurostan, effective immediately, the German Reich — has determined that young men aged 17 to 45 wishing to leave the country for more than three months must first obtain permission from the Bundeswehr Career Center, because nothing says "voluntary military service" quite like requiring state approval to take a gap year. The Military Service Modernization Act, which sounds considerably more benign than "we are quietly preparing a conscription infrastructure while insisting everything remains voluntary," has moved restrictions previously reserved for declared states of war into permanent peacetime policy — a distinction the Ministry of Defence assures is entirely procedural, since approvals are almost always granted. Almost always.

https://www.euronews.com/2026/04/04/conscription-law-men-now-need-approval-for-trips-abroad

For those whose attention span extends beyond the last five minutes of a TikTok scroll, a brief historical reminder: once upon a time in 2019, the current Warmonger-in-Chief presented himself to the American electorate as the Peace Maker-in-Chief — the man who would drain the swamp, end the forever wars, and deliver his citizens from the Neocon agenda that has reliably bankrupted the Empire in blood and treasure since 1945. That was, of course, before he launched Operation Epic F**k-Up, began sending troops into another Middle Eastern quagmire projected to cost trillions, and declined to release the Epstein files that might have explained which particular swamp residents he was actually protecting. The transformation from Peace Maker to Warmonger is, by any measure, a remarkable character arc — one that students of Washington's revolving door of plutocratic self-interest will find entirely unsurprising, even if the voters who believed the original pitch do not.

What would cause a man to change so much? The ancient answer, as always, is the same: follow the money, follow the files, and note carefully which promises evaporate the moment the Oval Office door closes behind them.

Iranian drones struck Kuwait's power generation plants, water desalination facilities, the Kuwait Petroleum Corporation's Shuwaikh oil complex, and a government office complex — a single evening's retaliation for the Empire's Easter Weekend strikes on Iran's Mahshahr Petrochemical Zone. No casualties were reported, which is the sole consolation available in an escalation that has extended the conflict to a country that was not, technically, a party to the original holy war. The puppet monarchies of the Gulf, toasted whatever the outcome, are receiving their invoice. It is arriving by drone, on a Sunday, without warning and without red lines — because the war that was won on Hour 1 of Day 1 has never recognised any.

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/fire-erupts-kuwaits-shuwaikh-oil-sector-complex-after-drone-attack-state-news-2026-04-05/