Prince Andrew's in the news again and I'm in need of some context because what is there on this planet that could be said by this weird looking, twee CCP spy dude that's more "indiscreet or embarrassing" or, you know, worse than Andrew's current history which includes sexually abusing minors and his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein?! 🤨

A witness statement made by the duke's 'senior aide' Dominic Hampshire, containing comments about his work with Andrew which 'might seem embarrassing or indiscreet', will be among a cache of files released to the public.

They were submitted in support of an appeal by Yang Tengbo - also known as Chris Yang - against a decision to ban him from Britain on national security grounds. 

Yang, a businessman and former York University student, was barred from returning to the country after intelligence agencies suspected he was gaining access to influential public figures on behalf of the Chinese Communist Party [CCP]. Mr Yang denies the allegations.

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So much awesomeness from Pete Hegseth; I seriously hope there's a way to order this bint to follow thru. 🙏🏻🤭

Who saw this coming? Maduro had a change of heart about taking back Venezuela's criminals; the first flight being tomorrow. 🤭🤭😂

“We have agreed with the U.S. government to resume the repatriation of Venezuelan migrants with an initial flight tomorrow, Sunday,” said Jorge Rodríguez, president of Venezuela’s Assembly and Maduro’s chief negotiator with the U.S.

Venezuela accepted the deal to guarantee the “the return of our compatriots to their nation with the safeguard of their Human Rights,” Rodríguez said.

“Migrating is not a crime and we will not rest until we achieve the return of all those who require it and until we rescue our brothers kidnapped in El Salvador,” Rodríguez said.

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Wow!!! This seems kinda huge.

"Today the flag is raised, the palace is back and the journey continues until victory is complete," Khaled al-Aiser, Sudan’s information minister, wrote on X. 

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This is looooong but it's lifetime top 3 funniest compilations I've ever seen. 🤣😂🤣

I've never seen something implode this hard...since the Titan submarine.

F A F O

The adversary is very cunning and very deceptive.

It lies, it obfuscates, it distorts and it will twist the truth to fit its own agenda and needs.

Satan knows the Bible better than anyone walking this planet.

Keep that in mind moving forward.

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From the DOD.

Check out this video of our military working dogs in action. 🐕

These four-legged warriors are on a mission to keep our nation safe, operating across land, sea and air.

It was a very good day for the bull. 🤭🤭🤣

Starmer's words are beyond worthless so we'll see by his walk who's pulling his strings now. 👀

That's why, today, I am bringing together representatives from more than 40 countries in an unprecedented international effort. 

We're pulling every possible lever, from the supply chain for small boats to illicit finance and social media – with Meta, X and TikTok all joining the summit today. Already our new approach is delivering results. 

France has said it wants to change its rules so law enforcement officers can deal with small boats in shallow waters.

Germany will strengthen its laws against those who facilitate smuggling to the UK, so we can break into warehouses storing boat parts.
A joint taskforce with Italy is hitting smugglers' finances.

This collaborative approach is transforming border security at home. We inherited the most extraordinary disconnect between policing, our Border Force and our intelligence agencies. 

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Just in case you wanna follow the 17th Secretary, Chris Wright, of the DOE.

In honor of today being Troon Day of Visibility, why did it take the UK three years to report this tidbit? And how dare any school yeet a toddler who speaks truth rather than the he-beast in horrid lipstick who had his feelz hurt. 🤬

Department for Education (DfE) data show the child, aged either three or four, was suspended from a state school in the 2022-23 academic year for “abuse against sexual orientation and gender identity”.

Lord Young, the director of the Free Speech Union, said: “It beggars belief that schools are suspending children as young as five for breaching their ‘transphobia’ policy. I would have thought that if your ideology is so rigid it justifies you punishing toddlers for not complying with it, that’s a powerful argument for discarding it in favour of something less dogmatic.”

A DfE spokesman said: “All pupils and staff should feel safe and protected at school and should never face violence or abuse.

“The Education Secretary has been clear that she expects school leaders to enforce good behaviour and we are committed to a comprehensive programme of behaviour support for schools.

“Our Plan for Change sets out our relentless focus on making sure every child gets the best life chances, no matter their background, including establishing free breakfast clubs in every primary school, providing access to mental health support and making attendance one of the four core priorities of our school improvement teams.”

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