Why are all the pretty girls mentally unstable? What the fuck y'all be going through?
“I'll be your slaughterhouse, your killing floor, your morgue and final resting.”
My ex was like “I know a spot” and then took me to the lowest point in my life.
Forget a breakup. Have you ever seen your best friend turning into just a friend?
Cooking is only fun when nobody tells you to do it and nobody is in the kitchen with you.
“Time heals all wounds. And if it doesn't, you name them something other than wounds and agree to let them stay.”