Why do people refer to their cars as "she"?
Because they're only useful when you're inside them.
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~@RiskyJokes
Because they're only useful when you're inside them.
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~@RiskyJokes
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What is the difference between my uncle and acne?
Acne only comes on your face when you are fourteen.
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~@RiskyJokes
Acne only comes on your face when you are fourteen.
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~@RiskyJokes
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My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
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~@RiskyJokes
It just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
#darkjokes
~@RiskyJokes
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