Forwarded from 每日消费电子观察 (喵 ♪ Say you'll remember. Remember my eyes, my smile, my soul. 永远都不忘记)
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雷姬家的阁楼书架
抽卡真的会上头…丢了100呼符没抽出花嫁不甘心又砸了270石头终于抽出了花嫁。顺便抽了若干张黑杯和一张宝石翁
抽到了宝石翁终于能合我的虚数魔术了...第二张虚数满破都快出来了
二进制补码除以2的整数幂，等价于算数右移操作，但是需要加上一个偏移量，这个偏移量等于其符号位的值，也就是说被除数是负数则要+1再右移，是正数则+0也等于不用加。不知道这个理解对不对，而且也没看懂为什么（csapp的公开课里没提到好像）
草，运行了重置，然后去洗了个澡，回来发现进入了高级启动界面，也不知道是还原成功还是失败了，总之先正常启动看看，启动成功，然后里面没有任何变化，我的设置全部都在。？？？？？
其实他问的不应该是怎么管理，而是怎么压迫/剥削。真的要管理这还不好办？物尽其用，让他发挥他最大的能力就可以了。所以国内公司这群所谓管理根本就不叫管理，一个个屁都不会就在这想着做人上人，口区。
Forwarded from &'a ::rynco::UntitledChannel (Rynco Maekawa)
It is the year 2050. Robots have taken over and enslaved humanity, able to successfully create new machines in an instant. There is no hope. All other technology has been destroyed. Humanity is scattered.
A man, slaving away in a field, who was once known in the olden times as a sysadmin, suddenly realises something. He abandons his job, leaves his camp, and risks life and limb.
He travels all the way across the US, trekking through mountains, avoiding robotic death squads, and through deserts. Along the way, he picks up information from the olden times; printouts of pages from Stackoverflow, old programming guides that have not been used in decades.
During this time, he notices a pattern - one he first noticed as he worked: There are about 1 robots for 3 humans. He makes his way to the area once known as Silicon Valley, and his hunch is confirmed, as he eyes 6 glass towers by the bay: Oracle.
He musters together a band of fighters, with the promise of freedom, and successfully breaks into the robot overlord's headquarters. Once inside, he finds his way to the central server, where the knowledge of the robots is held - knowledge said to date back almost 60 years.
There, he finds the ancient scripture, written back when humanity still ruled the planet, and the code by which all robots adhere. From there, he opens up Notepad++, and after closing the popup asking him to update, he changes a single number and hits Ctrl+S.
Every robot in the world instantly destroys themselves. They are all deactivated nearly simultaneously. Humanity has been freed, and the sysadmin smiles as he looks at the file:
0 Devices Run Java
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/hsh750/we_did_it_boys_3_million_devices_is_no_more/
A man, slaving away in a field, who was once known in the olden times as a sysadmin, suddenly realises something. He abandons his job, leaves his camp, and risks life and limb.
He travels all the way across the US, trekking through mountains, avoiding robotic death squads, and through deserts. Along the way, he picks up information from the olden times; printouts of pages from Stackoverflow, old programming guides that have not been used in decades.
During this time, he notices a pattern - one he first noticed as he worked: There are about 1 robots for 3 humans. He makes his way to the area once known as Silicon Valley, and his hunch is confirmed, as he eyes 6 glass towers by the bay: Oracle.
He musters together a band of fighters, with the promise of freedom, and successfully breaks into the robot overlord's headquarters. Once inside, he finds his way to the central server, where the knowledge of the robots is held - knowledge said to date back almost 60 years.
There, he finds the ancient scripture, written back when humanity still ruled the planet, and the code by which all robots adhere. From there, he opens up Notepad++, and after closing the popup asking him to update, he changes a single number and hits Ctrl+S.
Every robot in the world instantly destroys themselves. They are all deactivated nearly simultaneously. Humanity has been freed, and the sysadmin smiles as he looks at the file:
0 Devices Run Java
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/hsh750/we_did_it_boys_3_million_devices_is_no_more/
reddit
We did it boys, 3 million devices is no more
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