Throwing in old photos because this is my new Instagram.

Look at Johnny Buffalo. Clearly the cutest creature on earth and I’m not exaggerating.

Dude, that’s how you look now. You were born a dickhead.
https://twitter.com/chrisevans/status/1134167194940706821?s=21

He makes that face in movies, too. It’s basically Blue Steel.

The guy is a powerful douche and he’s quickly surpassing Jeremy Piven and Alan Cumming on my douche Shit List.

This reminds me of when I tell my kids no more screen time and they put together some flimsy argument about how video games aren’t screens.
https://twitter.com/alyssa_milano/status/1134148423102402562?s=21

The thing you need to understand about Deniro is, he is NOT a tough guy. He’s one of those midget, drama club geeks who preferred theater and dance to sports. His dad was a gay painter who loved poetry. He’s not the character he played in Mean Streets. He’s Sean Hayes.

That’s Robert Deniro.

BTW I went three rounds with Coppercab yesterday. I won’t tell you how it ended (new site coming soon) but I will say I didn’t need to be dry-heaving all morning.

When you've been labelled a racistnazibigotfascistislamophobe for a decade yet no-one can explain how.

Re Deniro: the same is true with Tupac. He was an effeminate dancer who loved improv and went to a performing arts school. He played the role of a thug in the movie Juice and everyone seemed to like it so he became that character. It was a giant, sad act.

Same is true of Lou Reed. He was a fanboy who came to NYC and was overwhelmed by how cool everyone was. He didn’t know how to talk to his idols so he took heroin to chill out. The junkie Lou Reed became Lou Reed - the same way the tumor became Richard Grant in “How to Get Ahead in Advertising.”

Like Reed, Harmony Korine was a fanboy who was overwhelmed. He turned to heroin too. Then he went, “Nah, this isn’t me” and embraced his inner geek. Now he’s a successful filmmaker who creates masterpieces.

Why do all comedians dress like Ellen?