Happy Canada Day, you hoseheads! (That’s what Joe Strummer used to call me because he was obsessed with Bob & Doug - but not enough to get “hoser” right).

https://censored.tv/watch/shows/get-off-my-lawn/episode/s4ep136-happy-canadian-hardcore-day

Hope everyone enjoyed Canada Day. 🍁 🇨🇦

I’ve said this before but I honestly don’t get mansions. Why would you want to live in an abandoned hotel?

For the record, we were the first guys to get Bodega Bro.

https://censored.tv/watch/shows/wrong-opinion-live/episode/wrong-opinion-live-ep-56-interview-with-bodega-bro

This is precisely why it’s evil. God doesn’t like it when you play God. What happened when Stalin decided who gets to eat? We got Holodomor.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/anti-trump-comedian-michelle-wolf-says-having-her-unborn-baby-killed-made-her-feel-powerful-like-god?%3Futm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=dwtwitter

Getting fired for mocking the Bronx is the height of absurdity. Censored.TV is in this hideous borough. Let me tell you about this place.
-grown men with bald spots and no helmet do wheelies down the street.
-nobody wears a helmet.
-men squat on their motorcycle seats as they ride.
-there is garbage on the street that has been run over so many times, it’s like impacted feces.
-double parking is the norm.
-it’s totally normal to see a nude guy passed out on the street.
-people shoot up like they’re in their living room.

How do you not make fun of this place?


https://censored.tv/watch/shows/wrong-opinion-live/episode/wrong-opinion-live-ep-56-interview-with-bodega-bro

How do fireworks keep getting better? Talk about “the sky’s the limit!”

Greetings from Copland.

Walked into a bar last night and saw an old friend. He literally ran away. This is typical of the messages I get from people I used to know. They assume I’m desperate for atonement. #POYB

If some people call you the “Space Cowboy” and others call you “The Gangster of Love,” your friends suck at nicknames.

Joe Roguean

https://www.chicagotribune.com/opinion/commentary/ct-perspec-mass-shooters-russia-public-shootings-thousand-oaks-mercy-hospital-chicago-1121-story.html

"Of the 97 countries where we identified mass public shootings, the U.S. ranks 64th per capita in its rate of attacks and 65th in fatalities. Major European countries, such as Norway, Finland, France, Switzerland and Russia, all have at least 25 percent higher per capita murder rates from mass public shootings."

"98 percent of mass public shootings since 1950 have occurred in places where citizens are banned from having guns."

Tomorrow’s live show is at 12:30PM ET cuz I got a thing.
#GOML
Censored.TV

Say what you will about the mass shooter's dad but he does have some fantastic tits.
https://nypost.com/2022/07/06/highland-park-shooter-robert-crimo-father-speaks-about-son/

A homosexual MP got too drunk and grabbed someone's ass. Chancellor of the Exchequer Nadhim Zahawi as well as Health Secretary Sajid Javid and ex-Chancellor of the Exchequer Rishi Sunak demand Boris Johnson resign. How's that affirmative action working out for ya, Britain?