282 Americans OD every day.

Thanks to all the Baby Monsters who raised $2,710 this week for political prisoner Joe Biggs. He’s spent a year in solitary for trespassing.

https://givesendgo.com/site/search?text=Joe%20Biggs

I love how the DNC’s new pivot with Hunter’s laptop is: We knew it was real. We just think Russia sent it to you.

Sssh, Muslims just committed a mass shooting. It’s a secret. Don’t tell anyone.

https://edmontonjournal.com/news/crime/two-men-charged-with-first-degree-murder-in-ertale-lounge-shooting-police-search-for-third-suspect

KEXP killed “John in the Morning” to get woke after George Floyd. This fucking clown has ruined the station and countless people’s mornings. Right now he’s playing “No Woman No Cry.” He’s a drunk frat girl. Fuck Gabriel Teodros! Everything woke turns to shit!

How about those people with "out of office" email replies? You can't check your fucking email once a day? Is sunbathing that important?

Holy shit, Curb Your Enthusiasm has been on the air for twenty years. That's twice as long as Seinfeld.

Proud Boys.

“But the big picture is, mens clubs were ubiquitous from the 1600’s up to 1985 and then they vanished thanks to feminism.

Well we’re bringing them back and the only caveat is that you’re a man and a Western Chauvenist.”

#ProudBoys
#GavinMcinnes
#WesternChauvinism

RIP to OG PB Levi Romero. You were a hero among villains - the Bluto to our Delta House.

Idea for a horror movie: It’s the Salem Witch Trials but they’re right. It’s also from the perspective of the witches. They hate humans and curse them and cast spells but they’re losing.
Final spell is that history will see the witch hunters as fools.
Allows for future witches to be safe. Final scene - they walk among us.

Hey guys, please stop saying “chicken wire.” It’s offensive. The correct term is “poultry netting.”