Imagine what level of shitlib you'd have to be on to employ him as your children's baby sitter.

https://mol.im/a/8141915

🇩🇪 Police arrested a man in Munich on Monday for licking a subway ticket machine and claiming he was trying to spread the deadly coronavirus, Süddeutsche-Zeitung reported. 

In videos shared by the man online, the 33-year-old can be seen licking subway ticket machines and handrails as well as the handrail of an escalator. He said he wanted to spread the coronavirus, according news agency AFP, citing the police in Munich.

He was taken into police custody and charged with grievous bodily harm. A spokeswoman for the police said it is unclear whether the perpetrator is actually infected with COVID-19. He has been administered a test, she said. @COVID19Up @coronavirusinfo

Airports still wide open though

https://twitter.com/Buailtin/status/1242073687890833408?s=19

"EU solidarity, working together"

🇵🇱 According to reports, Poland closed its airspace to the 10 Russian planes carrying aid, hundreds of medics, viroligists, diagnostic and disinfection equipment - to Italy. @COVID19Up

Gardaí searching for two Roma gypsy women after obvious inside-job burglary in Midleton, Cork in broad daylight during opening hours. They knew exactly where they keys and safe were, but not about the camera...

"Distraction theft" at a petrol station in Limerick

Greek authorities discover tunnels packed with military-grade weapons; extreme-left Turkish terrorists arrested

https://voiceofeurope.com/2020/03/greek-authorities-discover-tunnels-packed-with-military-grade-weapons-extreme-left-turkish-terrorists-arrested/

Greek authorities have arrested several members of an extreme-left Turkish terrorist organization following a series of raids which led to the discovery of a tunnel in Athens filled with military-grade weapons.  A total of eleven members of the Marxist-Leninist Revolutionary People’s Liberation Party (DHKP-C) – all of whom are Turkish citizens – were rounded up

Share away folks.

Hantavirus: A passenger who died on a bus in China has tested positive for a completely different virus than covid-19 — one more fatal that often produces very similar symptoms, according to state-run media.

https://www.politicalirish.com/threads/now-china-braces-for-a-completely-different-virus-hantavirus-after-latest-death-chinesevirustoo.35006/#post-601498

Hate fact

India, spain start giving hydroxychloroquine to medics with covid-19

A doctor explains that in Madrid, over 65s are having their ventilators taken away and given to younger people. They then are Sedating the elderly to die alone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXBkjOXiMvw

Chinese immigration to Spain between 1998 and 2017, graphed.

Labourer who didn't take covid-19 seriously until he saw the size of the make-shift hospital they're building in central london with two morgues.

https://twitter.com/ukb00tlegs/status/1242896077642256394