QUICK EVERYONE GO WAKE UP MR FI

We are already halfway through January so I will allow myself to do some crazy predictions for 2026, some will likely sound like crazy fantasy but I don’t care :

1/ Cuba will be invaded military by the US and occupied.

1.1/ The US will start the process to slowly annex Cuba

2/ Mali and Burkina Faso junta will collapse due to the pressure faced against the JNIM

2.1/ More coup in Africa, let’s say in Senegal and Ivory Coast

2.2/ The Biafra movement in Nigeria will be boosted and resume armed struggle

3/ After the US bomb Iran and the regime collapse a civil war and balkanisation will follow

3.1/ Azerbaijan will try its luck and invade the Azeri region of Iran.

3.2/ Iran balkanisation mean a proto Baluch state in the south east which will trigger a Pakistan involvement.

4/ Russia will attempt an offensive on the Zaporija front in order to seize the city and the NPP.

4.1/ Once most of US enemies will be out of the way the US will go back supplying Ukraine, this time with Tomahawk cruise missiles.

5/ Saudi Arabia will escalate its proxy war against the UAE in both Sudan and Somalia

5.1/ The Horn of Africa will finally explode with Sudan and Eritrea jointly attacking Ethiopia preemptively.

5.2/ The RSF will push untill the Nile river

5.3/Somalia and the Puntland region will intensify their conflict with Somalia trying to tame the secessionist region.

6/ Israel will invade Lebanon up to the litani river and destroy Hezbollah.

6.1/ Israel will push its Palestinian proxy to seize more of the Gaza Strip from Hamas and it’s allies.

7/ Greenland will be taken and no exchange of fire will happen.

7.1/ The US will invade the Panama Canal, and Panama won’t do shit

7.2/ The US instead of invading Canada will start pushing for Canadian region to seek independence, no Canadian annexation for 2026

7.3/ The US will bomb Mexico and invade and create a buffer zone inside Mexican territory.

That what I got for now, we will see by December how much of it had come true

There has to be a word for specifically when someone outrageously lies to your face despite it being obvious

It’s on par with someone telling you the sky is green in the middle of the day while being outside

Makes sense for all of these cities except Jerusalem. Unlike Haifa, Netanya and Caesarea, Jerusalem is out of reach for most of Hezbollah’s arsenal minus ballistic missiles

However the group has reportedly FINALLY started focusing on kamikaze drones, and the iron dome is perfect for intercepting these so this might explain it

For example, Netanyahu’s vacation house in Caesarea was struck by a kamikaze drone. I’m sure those drones could reach deeper into Israel if they remain undetected

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Spain SPECOPS sized a ship with 10t of cocaine hidden in salt coming from Brazil, 535km off the Canary Islands. Worth $400 million to $1 billion.

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Previous biggest cocaine busts in Spain:
7,5t in 1999
13t in 2024

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Spanish authorities seized a total of 123 tonnes of cocaine in 2024, up from 118 tonnes in 2023 and 58 tonnes in 2022.

WH is shitposting

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We are looking to hire one or two people to post about Ukraine war updates.

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Best suited candidates are those who have nothing else to live for so they can post most a lot of regular updates everyday.

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Must be pro-ukraine but not delusional.

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You will be paid in personal insults.

Hey so some dude named Iran is about to get bombed in like the next 24 - 48 hours someone should wake up Mr Bao

On it

Seems like this retarded 40 years long clown show has finally reached a dead end, one of both sides gotta go

From now on Israel will chimp out if any of Iran’s proxies (or Iran itself) attacks it, and Iran’s axis obviously isnt gonna idly sit by and stop doing what they’ve been doing for the last 4 decades. There’s no more room for the controlled and calculated cold war we had before October 2023