🏴 🇳🇬 Islamic State’s media outlet, Amaq News Agency, reports Nigerian General Uba, the Brigade Commander of Damboa, has been killed by IS-WAP militants after being captured.

🇳🇬 The Nigerian Military has attempted to deny this development, however their sincerity is questionable as this will have an effect on troop morale.

BREAKING:

US Tanker is currently headed towards Venezuela.

Half of Venezuela just shit themselves

🇺🇸 ✈️ 🇻🇪 The Tanker has turned around, going back toward Venezuela.

🇺🇸 ✈️ 🇻🇪 The Tanker is banking left, looks like it is turning around again.

✍️ If it draws a dick in the flight path im going to laugh

💊 After drawing what looks to be a pill, it has now fully turned away from Venezuela and toward the US.

🇺🇸 ✈️ 🇻🇪 ITS TURNING BACK AROUND

Nvm it just banked right and is now going toward the US.

Making another pill shape.

Going common refueling knots.

Pilot has changed up the shape to look more like a pill 💊 or a finger.

🇸🇷 ✈️ 🇺🇸 An airliner coming from Suriname is heading straight toward the American Stratotanker.

💥 Sources say Pro Maduro pilots in Suriname are about to commit a martyrdom operation against the American plane.

Stratotanker is chasing down the airliner, getting ready to ram.

🇺🇸 ✈️ 🇻🇪 The Stratotanker turned off its transponder while i was having a cigarette

🇸🇰🇪🇺 Bratislava starting to fill up.

Fico is making counter-meeting of his fanbase in Nitra, where yesterdays protest took place. The meeting is called "17th November - Day of respect of a different opinion".

VERY IRONIC

🇸🇰🇪🇺 City of Poprad