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BREAKING- Department of Defense War Secretary slickback Hesgeth has ordered all generals to attend a meeting at a marine corps base in Virginia next week. No reason was given for the meeting. The order extends to all GOFO (General or Flag Officer) that isโ€ฆ
๐Ÿ˜‰Just for background- this has quite literally never happened before.

๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธGOFOs all have a large retinue of attendants that can travel around and do the menial tasks requiring physical presence like the transfer of physical classified documents

๐Ÿ˜“It is generally viewed as a risky thing to place so many strategic resources in one location (decapitation strike). Digital communication tools are considered preferable

๐Ÿค“TLDR- this is probably an exercise in attention whoring. There is no need in todayโ€™s world to gather so many GOFOs in one place to declare a war

๐Ÿ“ฑ There is an outside chance that Secretary of Telegram Leaks will fire a bunch of generals. Heโ€™s spoken about wanting a โ€œminimum 20%โ€ reduction in four-star generals and a 10% across the rest of the GOFO cohort.

THAT^ would be hilarious
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Trump likes CNN Tรผrk.
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๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด โœˆ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ A woman was duct taped to her chair after screaming and assaulting staff on a flight to Las Vegas.

๐Ÿ‘‘ According to witnesses she screamed โ€œI deserve a drink, cause Iโ€™m a nice person. Iโ€™m a Dominican queen! Iโ€™m a queen!โ€ Before attacking staff around her.

โ›“๏ธ She is now facing a maximum of 20 years jail.
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๐Ÿ˜ฑ Hezbollah asked permission to light up images of Nasrallah and Safieddine on the raouche rock in Beirut today

Government says no

Hezbollah does it anyway

Hezbollah head of liaison Wafik Safa randomly faints

Prime minister asks the ministry of defense to rape everyone involved

Another thursday
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๐Ÿ—ฟ They also did a projection of Nasrallah next to the former Lebanese prime minister Rafik Al Hariri, who was at best killed by Hezbollahโ€™s ally Syria with tacit support, or at worst directly killed by Hezbollah (likely awnser because all the people found guilty of orchestrating the assasination are hezbollah operatives)
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๐Ÿค๐ŸคThe meeting between US President Trump and Turkish President Erdogon has concluded.

๐Ÿ‘By all accounts, the meeting went very well.

๐ŸคญAlmost as well as the meeting between Trump and Bibi, as you can see by the pics.

๐Ÿ˜˜ Iโ€™m going to have to update the love interest diagram on my geopolitical dating simulator.
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๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ Military Parades occurring in Syria between different factions.

โฌ…๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ On the left the Seperatist Druze โ€œNational Guardโ€ held a parade in Suweida as a show of strength.

โžก๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ On the right the Syrian 66th division mourned those killed in a massacre (Allegedly) committed by the Assad Regime in Deir ez-Zur.
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IDF reports they're working on intercepting a ballistic missile from Yemen.

+ Sirens activated in Tel Aviv, west of Jerusalem, and Gush Dan.
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๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ทโšก๏ธ- โ€œNorth Korea is in the last stage of developing an intercontinental ballistic missile that could hit the United States with a nuclear weaponโ€ - South Korean President
Tried slightly altering my username 2 years ago for 5 minutes and that didnโ€™t fly
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Reports of a new anti-hamas militia popping up in Beit Lahia in Northern Gaza
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๐ŸŒฒ - ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡งโŒ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง Prime Minister Nawaf Salam has canceled all his scheduled appointments for tomorrow, Friday to โ€œtake care ofโ€ the rebellious Hezbollah issue.

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