‼️‼️ BREAKING:

MES says something is gonna happen

The Nothing Ever Happens chud vehemently denies it

🇨🇳In China, men who can't find a job become delivery couriers, and women that can't find a job become livestreamers.

The men blow their paychecks on donations during their streams, giving the streamers an income. The streamers then spend that money on food delivery and cosmetics, which creates work for the couriers!

I love Chinese consumerist economy! SLAVA CAPITALISTAA!

Genius Marx wrote three volumes about beautiful prol life and somehow missed this amazing communist economical ourobourus!!

Coping as a separate art

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Partisan group "Black Spark" claims to have sunk a Buyan class corvette protecting shadow oil fleet at Kaspiysk (Caspian) naval base.

Ammunition exploded on board causing fire and sinking with no crew survivors reported.

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Member of The King's Troop Royal Horse Artillery died at the Royal Windsor Horse Show.

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Rosstat says Russia’s GDP declined by 0.2% in Q1 2026.

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When even the official numbers show contraction, despite every incentive to present the economy positively, it is a strong sign that Russia’s war economy is under real strain.

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US awarded $991 Million contract for 432 F-35 EW system modification kits and related capability upgrades.

Kit allocation:
🔸USAF: 97
🔸USMC: 54
🔸USN: 42
🔸F-35 Non-US Partner Nations : 133
🔸FMS customers: 106

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Another 5 E-7 Wedgetail AWACS to be ordered in US Airforce budget amendment for FY27.

This makes 12 E-7 Wedgetails ordered:
2 original 2024
5 by the Congress in 2026
5 by the airforce in FY27

🇮🇱⚡️- Visual confirmation of a huge explosion in Beit Shemesh, Israel.

Large explosion seen near Beit Shemesh, Israel, was a controlled industrial blast — no injuries or damage.

Nevermind then another nothing borger

still wtf are they detonating over there

The Ashkenazi predisposition to develop schizophrenia in all its glory

Rebel forces assassinated a Junta captain of LIB106 while he was out and about off duty

The stain on his ass is not shit but they in fact shot him up his asshole somehow

The attack was carried out as retribution for him torturing a civilian during the Thingyan water festival

What a fitting way to go out, rest in piss retard

Some Israeli medias like i24 are insisting and swearing up and down on Gery’s soul that this wasnt a controlled explosion

Theyre either annoying contrarians or the company is lying, pick whatever version you prefer

Hebrew media:

2 light injuries after professor Steinberg slipped the demon core after edging it with a screwdriver. 🪛

Opening a gate for Moloch to emerge so he can direct the next operations against Iran himself

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Likely an Israeli solid fuel rocket motor test.