This is why Chinese spyware is peak

Cheap and too shit to register most garbage

🇷🇺🇺🇦“The Kyiv regime has committed another act, da, undoubtedly, with “terroristic characteristics” “ —Vladdy

Following the strike on the Rostov-Control air traffic control centre, 13 airports in the region were closed:

Astrakhan, Volgograd, Gelendzhik, Grozny, Krasnodar, Makhachkala, Magas, Mineralnye Vody, Nalchik, Sochi, Stavropol, and Elista.

🇷🇺🇰🇿The plane carrying Kazakh President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev has landed in Moscow.

Spontaneous Russian Air Defence!

Will mighty Tokayev stop Zele striking Moscow?

Or will Zele “TACO” to do something tomorrow in general? Including striking other regions than Moscow

🇷🇺🇺🇦Dirty cheap foam UAVs are now flying toward Moscow.

They are being shot down by Pantsir systems using $200,000 surface-to-air missiles.

Additionally several Russian regions are declaring air threats including Moscow region, Crimea, Kursk, Bryansk and Ulyanovsk.

❗️STOP ALL THE DRONES. MAKE THEM FLY BACK

DONNIE ANNOUNCED CEASEFIRE from May 9 to 11.

Seems it was all negotiated between Russia and Ukraine since Russia agreed to swap 1k prisoners Ukraine was asking Russia to do for the last months

Russia will have 2 days to reallocate their Air Defence they pulled to Moscow over the last 3 weeks back to it’s vulnerable regions after the parade

🇷🇺🇺🇸I am adding these Donnie activities in the last year to this list:

-Lend Lease

Nearly 400000 vehicles, 11 million boots, millions of tons of food. Soviet generals privately admitted it was crucial. Zhukov himself said it.

-The 1921-22 famine

Russians were dying from hunger. American Relief Administration (ARA) under Herbert Hoover fed 10 million Russians. Soviet officials were humiliated by it but accepted it. Now it’s completely forgotten.

-The 1991-92 collapse

US pushed through debt relief, grain credits, and humanitarian shipments when the Soviet system imploded and shelves were empty. Saving them again.

-Technical assistance in the 1930s

American engineers and companies like Ford essentially built Soviet industrial capacity. Magnitogorsk was modeled on Gary, Indiana.

USAID, Bush legs, Nuun-Lugar program, Peace Corps, I can’t count all the shit US had done for Russia

These are just the big ones from the top of my head

20 years in comedy, ladies and gentlemen

Jokes aside

Exchanging 1000 people was a Ukrainian initiative in exchange for a peaceful parade.

For the Russians, the parade is more important than anything else for ideological reasons, and considering that this week Ukraine really gave the impression that it was capable of disrupting the parade. I am not sure they really care about their soldiers, given how they are they are thrown at our FPVs and pointless meat assaults.

This is wonderful news for our mothers, sons, daughters, fathers and the whole nation and is absolutely on par with the condition not to attack the nothenberger parade.