Oh do chuff off you massive twatspangles.

It’s bastard freezing. We might be allowed to see the sun for half a day.

We are more likely to die from grey induced depression

So stick your health alert up your arse.

Lovely happy hopeful crowds at the Reform UK here at Trago. Thank you all for your kindness. You are splendid indeed. Well done Trago. Well done REFORM. Well done young people.

Fuck off with your stupid attach-liddy things.

Look at the industrial levels of waste involved in green bullshit projects; car batteries, wind farm concrete, PPE dumping. Piss right off

A message to those taking COVID tests or posting positive Covid tests on socials.

Please do share with the twats doing this.

By 2028 Brits will not have the right to own their own car or drive freely

The ‘nudge unit’ is schooling you to accept your cage

- 50 mph zones
- average speed check
- ‘roadworks’ reducing lanes
- mobile enforcement
- inbuilt limiters on new cars

A reckoning is required

Breaking news: Batsh*t Bonkers Britain #jessphillips #MarkMatlock #Djokovic

Three great things about Trumps running mate #JDVance

A SPECIAL REPORT: TITS IN MANHATTAN.

Update from DAY ONE of #Paris2024   

The Paedo Perv Olympic Games #CelineDion #LastSupper

Tommy Robinson arrested & detained under the Terrorism Act 2000.

His crime? Screening a factual documentary to a crowd assembled by their own free will in Trafalgar Square.

Do not be disheartened. The powerful are afraid. Tommy is not.

Hold the line. @TommyRobinsonNews

Now that everyone has stopped shouting, may I ask you to take a seat and listen

None of this rage is coming from the streets. It is Heads of Governments, Heads of Religions. & Heads of NGOs.

I have paid the price to speak this:

Feeling beaten up? Remember, not only are you none of the things you are being called, you are marvellous. #FuckYourStaziStarmer

Older birds. Do not put yourselves down. Do not be critical of your self.

A bird as big as your hand is worth two with no bush

LISTEN:

Holy sh*t balls. The true face of Jill Biden.

Now that there is no route to power, she couldn’t care less if Joe died in his diaper right there on the runway.

The devil wears purple. #DNCConvention2024

Batshit Bonkers goes global #Sicily #MikeLynch #Kamala #KomradeKamala #TwoTierKeir

Batsh*t Bonkers Britain. WEDNESDAY edition

Genuine question asked in the spirit of inclusivity:

Why is it only ever UGLY guys that trans?

(*lots of people ask if I am trans)

#KatieHopkins #BBB #comedy