Gleeking is that thing when you yawn and accidentally spit shoots out of your mouth. Scientifically it's a remnant from when we was cobras (Cobras -> Apes -> Neanderthals -> Soyjaks). If you've never gleeked don't stress. This is the cobra pit. Where we train you to release your inner snake that has slept dormant for millennia. It's time to reclaim it. Follow along for our HOW-TO.