You know the country is up shit creek, when parodies make more sense than reality.

This week we have good news from the Kharkiv region.
 
Now is not the time to name the settlements to which the 🇺🇦 flag returns. But it's time to say thank you to the 25th airborne brigade, the 92nd separate mechanized brigade and the 80th airborne assault brigade for their bravery and heroism.
 
I also express gratitude today to the 406th separate artillery brigade for the extremely successful hits in the areas where the occupiers are concentrated in the south of our country and to the 60th separate infantry brigade, which consistently advances our positions.
 
Each success of our military in one direction or another changes the general situation along the entire frontline in favor of Ukraine. The more difficult it is for the occupiers, the more losses they have, the better the positions of our defenders in Donbas will be, the more reliable the defense of Zaporizhzhia, Mykolaiv and the cities of the Dnipropetrovsk region will be, the faster we will be able to liberate the Azov region and the entire south.

Iranian cargo planes continue to arrive at Russian airports with an undeclared purpose. On September 4th, a Boeing 747-21AC (EP-ICD) of the Iranian airline Iran Air arrived from Tehran to Sheremetyevo.

In total, since August 21st, three such flights have been performed. All of them through Armenian airspace.

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Asked by TASS whether Truss will be a disaster for Britain, Zakharova replied that if “shop owners are decorating the window in this way, then they believe this is the best item they have in stock today.”

Putin: Western elites are sacrificing the prosperity of their own citizens for the sake of preserving Washington’s dictatorship in global affairs.

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Changing of the Guard ceremony at Buckingham Palace cancelled

Ukrainian militants attempted to murder Italian journalist Mattia Sorbi with a landmine

People dressed as Ukrainian fighters offered to help him get to the front lines on the Mykolaev-Kryvyi Rih direction. They got into a car with him and drove there. But at a certain point, the Ukrainians stopped and left the car and just told him where to go next.

It turned out that the road was mined by the Ukrainian military, and they knew it. Thus, they hoped to kill the journalist and pass his death off as an alleged act of Russian aggression.

But their plans did not come true — although the car driver was killed by the land mine, the Italian survived. And the Russian military, who saw the explosion and despite the fire from the Russian servicemen, pulled Mattia out of the burning car.

Meghan Markle Concerned Queen’s Death May Yank Her From Spotlight For A Few Days | Babylon Bee
https://babylonbee.com/news/meghan-markle-concerned-queens-death-may-yank-her-from-spotlight-for-a-few-days

Looking at the state of Britain from the US, for once I feel very glad to be here | Emma Brockes | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/sep/08/britain-us-america-liz-truss

“Liz Truss may be just the prime minister America needs.” - John Bolton

Queen Elizabeth II has died, Buckingham Palace announces https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-61585886

Vladimir Putin reacts to the death of Queen Elizabeth II by extending condolences to King Charles III.

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