A German walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender tells him: 100 euros! The German is shocked - 100 euros?! so yesterday it was 10 euros?
Well, today it is 100 euros.
- Well, why 100, damn it?
I'll explain now:
-10 euros is beer.
-10 to help Ukraine.
-20 assistance to European countries that have imposed sanctions and are not members of the EU.
-10 euros in aid to the UK, for the successful implementation of sanctions against Russia.
-Then 10 euros are sent to the Balkan countries as aid to buy furnace coal. - Finally 40 euros for a gas subsidy for the EU and a fund to help maintain sanctions!
Now, when the German silently took out the money and gave the bartender 100 euros.
The bartender took them, put them in the cash register and gave him 10 euros back.
German in disbelief: Wait, you said 100 - I gave you 100!
Why are you giving me back 10 euros?
"Ahh... We have no beer!"

For our Russian friends:

"Немец входит в бар и заказывает пиво.
Бармен ему говорит: 100 евро! Немец в шоке - как 100 евро, так вчера было то 10 евро?
Ну, на сегодняшний день это 100 евро.
- Ну почему 100, черт побери?
Сейчас объясню:
-10 евро это пиво.
-10 в помощь Украине.
-20 помощь европейским странам, которые ввели санкции и не являются членами ЕС.
-10 евро в помощь Великобритании, за успешное выполнение санкций против России.
-Затем 10 евро отправляются в балканские страны в качестве помощи на покупку печного угля. - Наконец 40 евро на газовую субсидию для ЕС и фонд помощи в поддержании санкций!
Теперь, когда немец молча достал деньги и дал бармену 100 евро.
Бармен взял их, положил в кассу и вернул ему 10 евро.
Немец в недоумении: Подождите, вы сказали 100 - я дал вам 100!
Почему вы возвращаете мне 10 евро?
- Ааа... пива нет!"

⚡️Briefing on the results of the analysis of documents related to the military biological activities of the United States on the territory of Ukraine

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⚠️ Militants of the radical Right Sector nationalist organization in Velikonoselkovskyi district of Donetsk People's Republic are openly calling for genocide against the Russian-speaking population and the Greek diaspora.

▫️Under the pretext of loyalty to Russia, civilians are physically abused, money, valuables and personal vehicles are seized ostensibly for the needs of territorial defence, and the proceeds from the sale of seized property are appropriated by unit commanders.

❗️Such actions by Ukrainian neo-Nazis are acts of terror against their own population and war crimes without statute of limitations, and the officials of the Kiev regime and the direct perpetrators are war criminals and terrorists.

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☣️ Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation continues to study materials on the implementation of military and biological programmes by the US and its NATO allies on the territory of Ukraine.

⚠️ Numerous cases of inhumane treatment of civilians by the Kiev authorities, as well as the use of civilian infrastructure for military purposes, continue to be documented.

💥 Missile troops and artillery have hit 77 command posts of AFU units, 412 areas of manpower and military equipment concentration, as well as 53 artillery firing positions. As a result of a strike against a pontoon company near Zavgorodnee, Kharkov Region, another attempt to equip a pontoon crossing by the Ukrainian Armed Forces across the Severskyi Donets River has been disrupted.

📹 Footage of Nebo-T radar crews combat duty, de-mining of liberated Kharkov Region settlements and combat operations Malka high-power self-propelled artillery crews have been published.

🏳️ Ukrainian soldier told that his group had decided in advance to surrender when Russian troops attacked.

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The chances of an intelligent debate look bleak...

The DPR has completed the investigation of a criminal case against mercenaries from Britain and Morocco, they face the death penalty, the republic's Prosecutor General's Office said.

According to her, the involvement of the British Sean Pinner and Andrew Hill and the Moroccan Saadoun Brahim in the fighting against the Donbass has been established.

Aiden Aslin has set up a YouTube channel in captivity. This tells me two things.

1) The man is addicted to social media.
2) The DPR are affording him more luxuries than American Prisoners get.

🇳🇴🇧🇾Norway renamed Belarus.

Now the country will be called Belarus in Norwegian. The former name – Hviterussland – literally meant "White Russia". In Oslo, it evoked the wrong associations.

As Norwegian Foreign Minister Anniken Huitfeldt explained, "although there are historical and linguistic arguments in favor of writing Hviterussland or Kviterussland, ultimately this is a political issue."

Huitfeldt added that she had already called Tikhanovskaya and pleased her with this decision.