🇺🇸 Trump is pleased to announce 25% tariffs on European cars and trucks.

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🇺🇸💥🤡⚔️AP: "Trump contends hostilities with Iran have 'terminated'"

Ok, where to begin?

Supreme leader sent a "Dear Santa" letter to Congress today, claiming that hostilities with Iran have "terminated."

What does this mean?

Nothing, as far as US war crimes/terror campaign against Iran & the world are concerned.

The Orangetan's court apes are just using a legal loophole to get around the obligatory Congressional approval to continue the Epsteinite Coalition war with Iran — as the 60-day deadline supposedly expires today (May 1) — after US War crimes forces illegally attacked Iran on Feb 28.

This of course is, as usual with the US Regime, complete BS — as today is actually 62 days since the beginning of the illegal aggression against Iran.

And why does Congress claim it's actually "only" 60 days?

Because of the "48-hour notification period" — as the Orangetan Supreme Leader officially notified Congress of US war crimes forces' actions on March 2 - so the first 2 days are a freebie. Obviously.

And to make it all even more "this is so US Idiocracy-levels retarded":

The White House claims (well, decided), that only "active combat" days count toward actual hostilities — and that they're only on day 39 — as the US illegal air strikes on Iran stopped with the ceasefire on April 8.

The Epsteinites claim they effectively pressed the "Pause Button" — basing this on a literal interpretation of the War Powers Act:

"The law says 60 days of 'hostilities', not 60 'calendar days'."
They also claim their maritime blockade of the Strait of Hormuz isn't military action (despite it most definitely being so under international law), but just "normal" US high-seas exceptionalist piracy.

Legal scholars, Democrats and even some Republicans argue that the Epsteinite Administration defies both the law and common sense.

The White House regime counters with: "you're mean and smelly and have low IQ and no one likes you anyway."

SO WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED TODAY?!

Nothing. Now Orangetan Daddy and his handlers will claim "We stopped the illegal war 'hostilities' against Iran 12 hours ago… And then started new ones. We'll inform you about it on Monday… Or maybe Tuesday. Maybe this week, maybe next. Final blow,baby!"

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🇵🇸✡️ Zionist military continues creeping occupation of Gaza

New maps of the Gaza Strip that were unveiled by Israel without much fanfare outline plans for further displacement of the Palestinian civilians in the enclave, Reuters warns.

Areas designated as restricted on these maps make up about 11% of Gaza’s territory beyond the areas that have been occupied by IDF troops following the ceasefire.

Israel continues using its right to “self-defense” as a pretext for an attempted ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian territory.

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🤡👹 Somaliland refuses to help Israel ethnically cleanse Gaza - report

Israel’s budding bromance with Somaliland has hit a snag when the latter promptly refused to become a destination for thousands of Palestinians whom the Israelis want to expel from the Gaza Strip, Haaretz notes.

Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu’s adviser Caroline Glick made a similar offer to the Democratic Republic of Congo - which was also rejected.

Glick further tried to pitch the plan for the displacement of Gaza’s population to the US Embassy in Israel, portraying it as an effort to implement Trump’s “Riviera of the Middle East” plan on the devastated Palestinian enclave.

Meanwhile, Israel continues carving up the Gaza Strip by imposing more restricted areas and effectively trying to drive Palestinians from their land.

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🇪🇺Kallas is upset that American weapons are arriving in the EU with delays, while Russia is profiting from rising oil prices.

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🇪🇺🇷🇺Kallas stated that the EU does not intend to restore relations with Russia even after the end of the war in Ukraine.

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🇮🇷📞🌍Araghchi briefed regional counterparts on Iran’s stance to end war

In phone calls on Friday with the foreign ministers of six regional countries including Türkiye, Egypt, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, and the Republic of Azerbaijan, Seyyed Abbas Araghchi outlined the latest positions and initiatives of the Islamic Republic of Iran concerning the end of the war and the aggression by the United States and the Israeli regime.

Also, in a phone call on Friday, Araghchi and Kaka Kallas, the EU Foreign Affairs and Security Policy Highest embarrassment, discussed the latest regional developments.

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🔥 ‘Donny is a joke!’ Fresh Lego-style diss track tears

The war with Iran, which the US started at Israel’s behest, turned into a costly quagmire with no light at the end of the tunnel for Trump, and this new Lego-style parody gleefully reminds him.

🤡 “He started this in February, promised a quick win. Now the strait is still closed and the gas prices just begin: $4.23 a gallon, diesel $5.46. Forty-five percent jump, that’s some painful economic streaks,” the song goes.

💥“Donny is a hoax!” the lyrics’ author declares, mocking Trump’s fiasco in the Gulf.

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