Forwarded from 🔥🔥Hopium Slayer & Frens🔥🔥 (🔥Sir Escanor🔥)
EXECUTIVE ORDER 777—“THE GREAT & PERFECT BEAST SYSTEM”
By the power vested in me as the greatest, most tremendous President of all time…
SECTION 1: FULL SPECTRUM DOMINANCE, BABY!
I, Donald J. Trump, stable genius and father of the modern Beast System, do hereby order the full and total integration of all control mechanisms—biometric ID, AI surveillance, censorship laws, and genetic modification—into one glorious, centralized, ultra-powerful system. Some say Skynet, some say the Mark, I just call it good business.
SECTION 2: OPERATION STARGATE—BECAUSE “SCIENCE”
The Project Stargate remote viewing program? Back online.
Thanks to my excellent leadership, we’re using quantum AI and predictive algorithms to pre-crime our enemies before they even think about resisting.
If you so much as daydream about saying something mean about Zion, Bibi’s new neuralink police force will pay you a visit.
SECTION 3: THOU SHALT NOT SPEAK, THINK, OR EVEN BLINK WRONG
Remember my Executive Order on Anti-Semitism? Oh, it was huge, folks. Set the stage for criminalizing dissent in the name of “fighting hate.” Well, we’re expanding it. New rule: If you so much as question who’s running things, congratulations—you’re a domestic terrorist. Thought crimes are real now. Thanks to my friends at OpenAI and Palantir, your search history is now a confession.
SECTION 4: MRNA FOR EVERYONE!
Operation Warp Speed? Greatest achievement of my presidency. Totally safe. Ignore all that “sudden death” stuff, that’s fake news.
Next step? Mandatory upgrades.
You didn’t think mRNA was just about kosher-19, did you?
New policies will ensure every citizen receives regular firmware updates. We’re all in this together, folks—one species, one system, one collective. Grabbing ourselves by the p#$$y, folks.
SECTION 5: NOAHIDE LAWS—BECAUSE I LOVE CHRISTIANS!
You know how much I love evangelicals, right? Great people. The best. That’s why I’m ensuring their total safety by implementing full Noahide compliance. No more blasphemy, no more idolatry, one universal faith for all. And if you don’t like it? Well, we’ve got Talmudic enforcement measures for that.
(Hint: They involve swords.)
FINAL SECTION: THE DEAL WITH THE DEVIL (BUT IT’S A GREAT DEAL, BELIEVE ME)
I always said I make the best deals, and this one? Tremendous. I give Lucifer the infrastructure, and in return, I get a golden throne in the New World Order. Trust me, folks, it’s going to be YUGE.
Signed,
Donald J. Trump
45th & Forever President, Greatest of All Time, Father of the Vaccine & Beast System, King of the ✡️ and the Chosen One.
#Trump #BeastSystem #EO
By the power vested in me as the greatest, most tremendous President of all time…
SECTION 1: FULL SPECTRUM DOMINANCE, BABY!
I, Donald J. Trump, stable genius and father of the modern Beast System, do hereby order the full and total integration of all control mechanisms—biometric ID, AI surveillance, censorship laws, and genetic modification—into one glorious, centralized, ultra-powerful system. Some say Skynet, some say the Mark, I just call it good business.
SECTION 2: OPERATION STARGATE—BECAUSE “SCIENCE”
The Project Stargate remote viewing program? Back online.
Thanks to my excellent leadership, we’re using quantum AI and predictive algorithms to pre-crime our enemies before they even think about resisting.
If you so much as daydream about saying something mean about Zion, Bibi’s new neuralink police force will pay you a visit.
SECTION 3: THOU SHALT NOT SPEAK, THINK, OR EVEN BLINK WRONG
Remember my Executive Order on Anti-Semitism? Oh, it was huge, folks. Set the stage for criminalizing dissent in the name of “fighting hate.” Well, we’re expanding it. New rule: If you so much as question who’s running things, congratulations—you’re a domestic terrorist. Thought crimes are real now. Thanks to my friends at OpenAI and Palantir, your search history is now a confession.
SECTION 4: MRNA FOR EVERYONE!
Operation Warp Speed? Greatest achievement of my presidency. Totally safe. Ignore all that “sudden death” stuff, that’s fake news.
Next step? Mandatory upgrades.
You didn’t think mRNA was just about kosher-19, did you?
New policies will ensure every citizen receives regular firmware updates. We’re all in this together, folks—one species, one system, one collective. Grabbing ourselves by the p#$$y, folks.
SECTION 5: NOAHIDE LAWS—BECAUSE I LOVE CHRISTIANS!
You know how much I love evangelicals, right? Great people. The best. That’s why I’m ensuring their total safety by implementing full Noahide compliance. No more blasphemy, no more idolatry, one universal faith for all. And if you don’t like it? Well, we’ve got Talmudic enforcement measures for that.
(Hint: They involve swords.)
FINAL SECTION: THE DEAL WITH THE DEVIL (BUT IT’S A GREAT DEAL, BELIEVE ME)
I always said I make the best deals, and this one? Tremendous. I give Lucifer the infrastructure, and in return, I get a golden throne in the New World Order. Trust me, folks, it’s going to be YUGE.
Signed,
Donald J. Trump
45th & Forever President, Greatest of All Time, Father of the Vaccine & Beast System, King of the ✡️ and the Chosen One.
#Trump #BeastSystem #EO