Dads be like "Go help your mother!"
> BRO! Go help your wife!!

Anyways, does anyone know a good place to rent?

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@Dagmawi_Babi

I can't be the only one that's uncomfortable around short people.

Because what if they start licking my feet, or my leg, or calf or something.

#Random #Jokes
@Dagmawi_Babi

Sometimes I spoil myself lol

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@Dagmawi_Babi

How to be a billionaire

Step 1:
• Save 1 million dollars a year

Step 2:
• Do that for a 1000 years

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@Dagmawi_Babi

She flew too close to the sun, she gave me the ick-arious lol

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@Dagmawi_Babi

I went to a gender reveal party, was difficult going there but idk why everyone else is still dressed :/

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@Dagmawi_Babi

* POV You're our Government *

1. Audit everyone -- then steal most properly and wealth
2. Tax everyone -- specially the poor
3. Raise prices cause why not
4. War is costy, let's not play with our military toys often
5. Parks everywhere cause Dubai
6. Where starvation?? Look at this building we made!
7. Block internet cause we really don't wanna hear about your dead relatives
8. South Korea is looking nice, we should definitely go have fun there
9. ህዝብ is temporary Dubai is forever lol
10. እንደመር ግን በዛን ስለዛ እንቀናነስ

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@Dagmawi_Babi

> Server bill not paid
> Server terminated and wipes data
> Be Client
> Ask for backup
> Dev: Backup is on the server
> LMFAOOO

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@Dagmawi_Babi

> My girlfriend introduces me to her family
> Family asks to talk to her in private
> I hear noises in the kitchen
> "ፍንጭቱን አይተሽዋል"

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@Dagmawi_Babi

The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire. Lol

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@Dagmawi_Babi

I know I know, I'm sorry, I should've told you all earlier. But with all the fun conspiracy theories I was enjoying it all, I got carried away honestly. And before I knew it, it was too late to say anything.

Y'all are heart broken I know, I am too. I know this post will go viral across all the news medias but I wanted you to hear from me first.

I'll be expecting bitcoin's price to drop now. I'm sorry everyone.

#Jokes #Bitcoin
@Dagmawi_Babi

Better-building

#Community #Jokes
@Dagmawi_Babi

I'd like to but ጤዛ ነው!

#Art #Jokes
@Dagmawi_Babi

Oh got it wrong 😅

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@Dagmawi_Babi

GPT 1
GPT 2
GPT 3
GPT 4
GPT 4 Act 1
GPT 4 Act 2
GPT 4 Act 3 Act 1
GPT 4 Act 3 Intermission 1

#Jokes #GPT #OpenAI
@Dagmawu_Babi

Sister told mom that she's got multiple personality disorder and mom said "በሉ ሰብሰብ ብላችሁ ቤቱን አፅዱት"

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@Dagmawi_Babi

Someone really said "ፀጉርክ ጨዋ ነው በጊዜ ገብቷል"

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@Dagmawi_Babi