* Dogs scream and bark in the middle of the night *
Old Women: ወይኔ እማማ ወይንእሽት ሊሞቱ ነው!

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Quick Insect Fact #120

A mosquito can fly
But a fly can not mosquito.

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Me: ዶሮ መስራት ትችያለሽ?
ቤቲ: ፀጉሩን ወይስ ጥፍሩን?
Me: ...

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Dads be like "Go help your mother!"
> BRO! Go help your wife!!

Anyways, does anyone know a good place to rent?

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I can't be the only one that's uncomfortable around short people.

Because what if they start licking my feet, or my leg, or calf or something.

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Sometimes I spoil myself lol

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How to be a billionaire

Step 1:
• Save 1 million dollars a year

Step 2:
• Do that for a 1000 years

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She flew too close to the sun, she gave me the ick-arious lol

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