The masculine urge to burn everything down the moment you feel slightly bad about the world or your future

Drinking 17 shots and accidentally swallowing 3 zyns in the process groyper

How I do sincerely be feeling like right now at this moment in time

Remind me to download the album when I'm sober

About to exit truck to start workday. Manage to dump almost full bottle of cranberry juice in my lap. It goes directly into the leg holes of the shorts I'm wearing. My dick, nuts, taint, and asshole are now soaked in cranberry juice. My house is a 2-hour drive away now that morning rush-hour is in full swing. FML

Send a prayer for my boy Mike

I got dudes in town HATING

In her place smoking weed all her gentleman suitors bring her

If you give a taco to a japanese he becomes mexican

Amazing discoveries in race science being made with the american world cup and auto translate on shitter

I was having a good day and then I had to go and watch a video that I knew would make me mad
https://youtu.be/O0-j89LJysY

Everyone got their little squib thing that they adore

Hitting the chicken demi-glace broth after 7 dranks to rehydrate socat style

This budy is not real