I have fond memories of pissing the couch playing this as a kid (didn't want to pause to go to the bathroom). Simpler times

Snorting the 3 week old dried out shampoo bottle fumes. I can hear AND smell the ocean now

Had a dream last night that I woke up and pulled a bunch of alcohol out of random places in my house and then admired the 7 foot tall, 3 foot wide pillar of booze I now had

Scientists that support abortion up to 33 seconds before birth be like

Wow it has nerves

I see people with builds like this and become glad that I'm standard fat instead of whatever this is

Why isn't it working

Do not enter the onion man's house. Let not the smell nor the music nor his inviting demeanor sway you. His onions are not grown, they are made from fools

Trying to get Wulfgar fired