You love to see it

I have fond memories of pissing the couch playing this as a kid (didn't want to pause to go to the bathroom). Simpler times

Snorting the 3 week old dried out shampoo bottle fumes. I can hear AND smell the ocean now

Had a dream last night that I woke up and pulled a bunch of alcohol out of random places in my house and then admired the 7 foot tall, 3 foot wide pillar of booze I now had

Scientists that support abortion up to 33 seconds before birth be like

Wow it has nerves

I see people with builds like this and become glad that I'm standard fat instead of whatever this is

Why isn't it working