There was only one grape in a bag of about 35 jolly ranchers

Bro got omega scammed

I'm tired of seeing gamers stick up for devs with excuses like "well there's a lot of technical debt" or "the engine is shitty and out of date". Neither of these are valid reasons to not implement a feature; they can be reasons for a feature's delay, but not refusal. People managed to fix XR engine without the source code and that piece of shit is literally held together by spit and hope

That's the best example I've ever seen of what it looked like when I ate 1/2 of a sandwich baggie full of mushrooms.

I know some of you mfs would🥀

Slap boxing event at 🅱️ulfgar's moms house is officially set for tomorrow night be there or be square

Bring your own gumbo

I'm bringing the dih wellington

Looking at the capillaries (?) in my fingers because I'm bored and remembering that flesh is strange

Flying into a drunken (0.1 beers) rage seeing an Indian promote an online AI "software engineering" degree and smashing my TV at 4:00am groyper

smorch

Boomers get Facebook ai slop induced psychosis and I get “where the fuck did I see that meme at earlier today” psychosis

The power nap has made me more tired