I look like this and do this

Being drunk makes me schizo so true

What

OK lesson learned do not drink an entire 750ml bottle of vodka even if you do it over the whole day

Didn't he rise a week ago

CIA torture method. They harvest raw emotions from apes and chimps and then astrally mirror them to people they're trying to break. They're basically making demons that whisper horrible things, and they get to choose the things by changing what they're showing the monkeys

Going to my jewish friend's babyshower and watching these get handed out to everyone for their own kids

Knife tomorrow

Boy dinner