Racemixdar

Be this kid at your local private equity firm

https://youtu.be/A81Hp_qpQgs
Gooping it up on actual goyfeed for $74.40 a month to maximize booze money

Drinking a shit ton and then racing to cook a meal before you become retarded is an interesting challenge

Burger analysis

Japenese explaining a burger: Imagine sushi

I can't help but love the Japanese

There's about a 30-60 minute wait time but if you just sit there when the drunk hunger first hits and don't rush to cook anything (you can even have a couple more drinks while you're waiting), the Master Chef perk will be in effect and you can lock in and cook the best meal you've had in a month

20% boost to knifework, tapping into ancestral knowledge of what the seasonings in the cabinet do and how and when to apply them

Staring at the tweaker so I can call the cops on him the moment he steps foot on my property

This supposes both that I'd want to talk to the guy and that he's capable of logic