I'm gonna find the roommate who is leaving toothpicks on the ground for me to step on and stick toothpicks in their skin at a density of 13/mm^2

I need a pack of smokes

After a day in the fridge this tastes exactly like Campbell's chunky soup

I went to bed at a reasonable time, woke up on time, ate breakfast, got to class on time. Thought I was having a good day. Then the poop man paid a visit

AND I had to find the one bathroom with no tp or paper towel