Before my son was born my wife and I read all these books and stuff on babies. We also took these fancy classes.

Literally none of them told us the baby would try to headbutt.

THEIR HEADS HURT. THEY HEADBUTT YOUR FACE

Lmao I could have told you that smelly

I think everyone should work fast food, retail, and daycare for at least a month before you hit 21. It teaches you a lot

Yes and you're a pussy if a tiny bout of food poisoning is gonna put you off from a delicious, medium-rare steak

I think about this video a lot

Meanwhile on X, I volunteered to run TorGuard VPNs social media. They're a big donor to vx-underground.

In one day I got in trouble. I made a joke we're laying off the engineering department and apparently it's not cool to joke about laying people off

Making the most fucked up gnocchi this side of the Mediterranean

We got thundersnow

The one downside of making gnocchi is that you inevitably make 700 of them and it sucks to do cleanup

Me after eating 3 gnocchis

Holy shit I have 6 pounds of beans