intense urge to drive long roads in states, enjoy mountains far away, arrive to the ocean

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

a weekend classic: fat budy in tears 🥹

And this budy deserves better :(

Every time I see a meme including wordle I go and do it. Solved today's in 2 because my starting guess was completely yellow

The chinese have a switch that if pressed will spontaneously combust all polyester clothes in the world
Originally it was meant only for the Uighers but they misheard it as Wigger and were in too deep to fix it

Who up condensing they cream

My coffee looks like miso soup

Goodnight

Trying to upgrade the version of my Linux install and it's gonna fuck everything up

Also becoming bald

Still need to shave the rest off

Shaving going well. Only cut myself once so far

Look at what this upgrade is doing bruh