Shared a mid-ass cigar with my friends. At least my friend has now officially smoked a cigar

I need to go buy some cigs

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There is good in this world mister Frodo, and its worth fightin for

Had a great time

I gotta start limiting myself to like 8 shots a night or something

This is true, my angry orchards got better the more I had. However, I have been conked out for 14 hours recovering from the alcohol gnome concussion and if I can't fight the fuckers off then I'd rather spend less time hungover the next day

I'm not online/retarded enough to know what this means

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