Is that how to stop them from nuking your eyes? I gotta try that

Real. Da square pt cruiser is emblazoned orange

just received an email from my ISP saying downloading illegally is illegal

Wtf since when???

Slept for 18 hours and I'm still exhausted

Why does the $3 spicy ramen do nothing but the $2 spicy ramen kicks my ass

Who tf converted da square pt cruiser into a train

Sony BMG is poop reacting me because they can't send me a cease and desist

Impeccable, easily understandable code

#define STATIC_ARR_LEN(arr) (sizeof((arr)) / sizeof((arr[0])))
#define ABSBITS(val, set, mask) ((val) = (((val) | ((set) & (mask))) & (((set) & (mask)) | ~(mask))))

static int _byte_splitter(const byte input, byte bytes[2]) {
    if(!bytes) WRET(EINVAL, -1, "<_byte_splitter> Error: Given null byte array",);
    bytes[0] = (input & 0b11110000);
    bytes[1] = (input & 0b00001111) << 4;
    return 0;
}

static int _byte_enspacer(byte bytes[2]) {
    if(!bytes) WRET(EINVAL, -1, "<_byte_spacer> Error: Given null byte array",);

    byte tmp[2] = {0};
    for(int i = 0; i < STATIC_ARR_LEN(tmp); i++) {
        for(int j = 0; j < 4; j++) {
            // manipulate bits accordingly. Have fun reading this in a week
            ABSBITS(tmp[i], ((bytes[i] & (0b10000000 >> j))? 0b01000000 : 0b10000000) >> (j * 2), 0b11000000 >> (j * 2));
        }
        bytes[i] = tmp[i];
    }

    return 0;
}

Deleting my shit at 1TB

Basement roommate is moking weed again

I swear he does it inside because otherwise how would I smell it