It is a banger show. We didn't know how good we had it

The one upside to public transit is that you can chat up people while waiting for the bus to come

I really should read LOTR

Hard liquor getting me more drunk, although entirely understandable, is bullshit. I shouldn't have to drink an entire bottle of eggnog to feel anything when I can drink 3-4 shots of rum and feel it instantly

Too bad Parmesan is expensive and I'm brokeish

The thing I find most admirable about my colleagues and peers in the United Kingdom is that they too dislike and distrust the government.

I'm like, "wtf y'all don't trust mfers either?" then I ask if they want to party and almost always they agree.

Good people across the pond

Any good man distrusts the government

My soup smells so fucking good

I weep for those who don't know how to cook

Dropped my phone and the color of the line across my screen changed

The one thing that consistently sucks about Linux is how shitty Bluetooth is everywhere. Not once have I had a good experience using it whereas every other platform on the planet seems to have it figured out

A mysterious iron bar appears in my pants every morning (and at various random times throughout the day)

Dreamt about assembling automatic guns (deagle + autoseer, and 2 modern big fucking things that shot 30-06), blowing up a small water tower with the new gun, then having a bunch of army dudes give us props for it. Then it transitioned into me hanging out in my childhood home's kitchen drinking sour apple whisky w/ my mom and getting hammered immediately

This fucking freak also trips me out

Few know this but Ishirō Honda actually used the audio of this guy stomping in the 1954 classic Godzilla

I desperately need to find a way to permanently excise the doomer from my brain and soul