DUMB SHIT MISCHIEF AND MALFEASANCE EDITION
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Just wanted to briefly say BEFORE I start drinking that I had fun hanging out on the internet with you guys this year, there were a lot of really good times I spent smiling and laughing because of you guys. I pray for God's blessing in your lives and in your families' lives and that I hope all of you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
from da bottom of my heart
Thanks socat
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Merry Christmas to you all as well, even if we got a few days till
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Forwarded from vx-underground
"To deliver gifts to every child, Santa must travel incredibly fast, roughly 4.7 to 5.4 million kilometers per hour (3 million mph), which is about 0.5% the speed of light, requiring him to visit ~1,900 houses per second, but using time zones and relativity allows for magical solutions, like stopping time or using multiple sleighs, otherwise, air resistance would vaporize him."

> travels 0.5% speed of light
> no fancy tech, just reindeer
> defies laws of physics
> visits 1900 homes per second
> no one knows how it's possible
> isn't instantly vaporized
Forwarded from ₽5y¢h€
I pity these people. Some self deprecation is fine, potential funny even, but too often do they overdo it
Forwarded from Codar 𓃬☼
thats actually the key to happiness is psyoping yourself but like the opposite of this
You must start delusionmaxxing right now
For example:
Forwarded from ₽5y¢h€
2026 will now be my year out of pure spite
Forwarded from Budy Archive (Nero)
Be sure to sleep tight tonight or else Santa won’t come