Me giving olives to my chud daughter, who I hate

I prefer seals

The type of shit I been on lately

Is the United States government ran by a bunch of fucking morons?

People on BlueSky discovered that some of the Epstein documents were visually redacted but remained selectable. In other words, using Python you can un-redact some of the Epstein files.

I don't know if I want to share the unredacted documents because I haven't reviewed them. I don't want to expose a person who has been a victim of sex trafficking.

If you want to look more into it yourself, go down the rabbit hole here: https://www.reddit.com/r/law/comments/1ptlms6/some_epstein_files_can_be_unredacted/

Get your copy while you can

Just wanted to briefly say BEFORE I start drinking that I had fun hanging out on the internet with you guys this year, there were a lot of really good times I spent smiling and laughing because of you guys. I pray for God's blessing in your lives and in your families' lives and that I hope all of you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

from da bottom of my heart

Thanks socat

Merry Christmas to you all as well, even if we got a few days till

"To deliver gifts to every child, Santa must travel incredibly fast, roughly 4.7 to 5.4 million kilometers per hour (3 million mph), which is about 0.5% the speed of light, requiring him to visit ~1,900 houses per second, but using time zones and relativity allows for magical solutions, like stopping time or using multiple sleighs, otherwise, air resistance would vaporize him."

> travels 0.5% speed of light
> no fancy tech, just reindeer
> defies laws of physics
> visits 1900 homes per second
> no one knows how it's possible
> isn't instantly vaporized

I pity these people. Some self deprecation is fine, potential funny even, but too often do they overdo it