Speaking of, that was a foundational memory. My dad would take my brother and I to swim team and he'd run on the treadmill. Afterwards, we'd have some time to fuck around and hang out, and we'd go and get coffee & spike it with sugar and creamer to feel like adults. Then our dad would come and get us and we'd drive home in a car that took 30 minutes to heat up

I'm cloud 9 drunk but still have to do things tonight so I need to stay up to sober up enough that I can do things

God I love Grim Salvo / Mossback

Side note: whoever formatted this originally is retarded

I have this image saved and I love scrolling past it occasionally

I'm all fuckey bro

I gotta find one of these places and drag my friends along so I can beat the shit out of them (they don't let me right now because I'm a boxer and they're scared)