Good morning Europe

You're my favorite Muslim continent ❤️

Bday jollytimes are over. Back to your regularly scheduled miserymaxxing

I worded it retardedly and can't edit so lemme rephrase it:

What is the highest percent that, when you notice it, you think to charge your phone? 15 would be 15% and lower

Meaningless update:

Previously on Dragon Ball Z, I made an egg, ham, and cheese sandwich. I put a drop of MadDog 357 on it. I rubbed my eye while eating and got a boo boo. Super mega fuck off hot sauce juices got in eye.

I subsequently used ChatGPT for medical assistance (it's basically a doctor).

After rinsing eye with lukewarm water I feel much better. It took about 10 mins.

After this ordeal I can assert with a high degree of confidence if I were to get pepper sprayed I would be incapacitated.

You can't see a god damn thing bro. Your eyes get all twitchy and your wife starts yelling, "are you fuckin serious right now? You were supposed to help me with the baby, now you're saying you can't see and just sending cats to people on Telegram with 1 eye closed"

-2/10

It's so over

Maybe all the binary stuff makes them hate binary that they become non-binary?
(im kidding)