I've got 1 chrome book, 1 old monitor, and 2 tubs of mayonnaise

Oh no...

Damn this cold is beating my ass. Woke up with my mouth so dry I thought I had dessicated. At least I don't have the malaise (body aches) anymore

Why the fuck my roof repair goo have anime on it

If your flan isn't made out of real flannel from the flannel region of France then its just sparkling custard

Wait did I get banned from chuddia or did the channel killed

My telegram spazzes out occasionally and shows me scheduled posts instead of past posts. This is me trying to reply to a scheduled post

I'm serious

Spiritually cut off from feeling like this rn. Need to suffermax to return

I understand why Anubis is a nice idea, I just hate the implementation. Just use kiwiflare

1. We should just not do gifted and talented. At least don't call it that. Have retard school, normal school, and functional autistic school

2. There is a point where you are no longer the product of your surroundings and upbringing. You do actually have the capability to make decisions for yourself once your brain starts functioning (around 18-20). If someone's still a loser after 25-30, they're to blame

Sneezing so hard I can feel all of the skin on my back momentarily separate and reconstruct itself

Love me a night beach. I should snap a photo myself sometime

Need a woman like this