Ouaghhh I hae been afflicted

Anyone have that meme where it's a kitten frolicking in a field with the caption something like "how it feels to jerk off with a cold so hard you pass out in the bathroom"? I need it for reasons

Gonna make a fire and stare ominously into it tonight

I've got 1 chrome book, 1 old monitor, and 2 tubs of mayonnaise

Oh no...

Damn this cold is beating my ass. Woke up with my mouth so dry I thought I had dessicated. At least I don't have the malaise (body aches) anymore

Why the fuck my roof repair goo have anime on it

If your flan isn't made out of real flannel from the flannel region of France then its just sparkling custard

Wait did I get banned from chuddia or did the channel killed

My telegram spazzes out occasionally and shows me scheduled posts instead of past posts. This is me trying to reply to a scheduled post

I'm serious