DUMB SHIT MISCHIEF AND MALFEASANCE EDITION
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Too much pepper in the broccoli cheddar
Forwarded from /dev/stdout (Mercury Kai๐ŸŽ€)
I need to stop cooking before going out because I'll smell like what I cooked for the rest of the day. Currently smell like steak
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Update: it's real lmfao y'all are COOKED bro https://www.aikido.dev/blog/npm-debug-and-chalk-packages-compromised
This is why I do my absolute best to not use libraries when I can get by without them. If I can't make it, I'll use the std library. If the std library doesn't have it, I either don't bother or find a very reputable project & maintainer, and review the code if possible
The more I program in languages that aren't C the more I want to go back to C. The more I program in C the more annoyed I am at how it's ALMOST perfect, and that it would be with a few extensions. The more I think about those imperfections the more I want to go full schizo and implement my own weird meta-programming stack with shit like yacc or m4 or whatever to create those features

I just need to learn how to write a compiler already so that I can make my own C dialect and be happy
Brap Legion 2: Intel, Breaking Wind, and Alerts ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท
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I'd sex a clanker as long as they don't have human rights
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You get what you pay for?
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Do they not understand the concept of opsec
Space peak 2 is so good