DUMB SHIT MISCHIEF AND MALFEASANCE EDITION
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Forwarded from Chuddian Knights: Total Corpodeath Edition
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Forwarded from /BMW/ - The Bureau of Memetic Warfare (Theodore)
Kill blackpillers. Behead blackpillers. Roundhouse kick a blackpiller into the concrete. Slam dunk a blackpiller baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blackpillers. Defecate in a blackpillers food. Launch blackpillers into the sun. Stir fry blackpillers in a wok. Toss blackpillers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a blackpillers gas tank. Judo throw blackpillers into a wood chipper. Twist blackpillers heads off. Report blackpillers to the IRS. Karate chop blackpillers in half. Curb stomp pregnant blackpillers. Trap blackpillers in quicksand. Crush blackpillers in the trash compactor. Liquefy blackpillers in a vat of acid. Eat blackpillers. Dissect blackpillers. Exterminate blackpillers in the gas chamber. Stomp blackpiller skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate blackpillers in the oven. Lobotomize blackpillers. Mandatory abortions for blackpillers. Grind blackpiller fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown blackpillers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize blackpillers with a ray gun. Kick old blackpillers down the stairs. Feed blackpillers to alligators. Slice blackpillers with a katana.
Forwarded from Chuddian Knights: Total Corpodeath Edition
I keep getting reminded that people are evil and intention doesn't matter and I'm not enjoying it
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Too much pepper in the broccoli cheddar
Forwarded from /dev/stdout (Mercury Kai🎀)
I need to stop cooking before going out because I'll smell like what I cooked for the rest of the day. Currently smell like steak
vx-underground
Update: it's real lmfao y'all are COOKED bro https://www.aikido.dev/blog/npm-debug-and-chalk-packages-compromised
This is why I do my absolute best to not use libraries when I can get by without them. If I can't make it, I'll use the std library. If the std library doesn't have it, I either don't bother or find a very reputable project & maintainer, and review the code if possible
The more I program in languages that aren't C the more I want to go back to C. The more I program in C the more annoyed I am at how it's ALMOST perfect, and that it would be with a few extensions. The more I think about those imperfections the more I want to go full schizo and implement my own weird meta-programming stack with shit like yacc or m4 or whatever to create those features

I just need to learn how to write a compiler already so that I can make my own C dialect and be happy
Brap Legion 2: Intel, Breaking Wind, and Alerts 🇰🇷
Sex robot:
I'd sex a clanker as long as they don't have human rights
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Forwarded from Von Saltinator
Cobson's Crunchy Cheese Factory
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You get what you pay for?
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