This is very unfortunate for everyone involved, but also WHY would you do this? Why the fuck would you leave your dog's life up to chance when you could simply not?

Total blackpiller death

Had THE most hype game of Mario party I've ever played with my friends. We picked the Yoshi's island map and I paid a 39 coin toll to the thwomp to monopolize my side of the island, then hit the event space like 3 times in a row. Bought a star, stole a star, then got 2 bonus stars for the win. It was genuinely an awesome time & game

This all happened in like the last 5 turns btw

Oh shit that's the 100th pinned message

This budy has mixed feelings

God I need some pussy