Potemkin, May, Ky, and Faust &/or Happy Chaos

Lmfao

Did some calculations and it turns out that monsters aren't too expensive compared to coffee

A 2.5lb bag of coffee from Costco goes for $19.39, and can brew about 54 12oz cups of coffee. So a cup of Kirkland coffee is about $2.78, whereas a monster is $3.75

This does not account for caffeine amounts and that monsters are 16oz compared to a cup's 12oz because I can't be fucked to do the linear transform

Daily Affirmation

Did it again but not on a napkin this time and it's 6x more efficient to buy coffee than monster lol

160mg/$2.50 = 64mg/$

(40oz coffee grounds) * (18 oz water per oz coffee) / (8 oz per cup) * (90 mg caffeine per cup) / $20 = 405mg/$

Unrelated question: Should I buy the $75 stockpot so I can cook 22.5 quarts of coffee at once and boil it down into a concentrate? This will be marginally more efficient than buying premade concentrate from the store because they sell in quantities of 64 cups / $20 and I could fit 90 cups

I mean, when I had money I was dropping $200 a month on monster, so this would still be cheaper even if I bought a new stock pot each month

I should probably just get a normal drip / pour over coffee thing. Stock pot would be funny doe...

How does this keep happening

https://nypost.com/2025/08/27/us-news/minneapolis-catholic-school-gunman-idd-as-robin-westman-while-possible-manifesto-shows-psychotic-obsession-with-mass-shooters/

Like come on bro if you're going to put "kill trump" on your gun AND you're willing to kill AND die then why not just go fucking try

Everyone's going to make fun of you by shooting up a school, and people might not make fun of you if you manage to ice the Pres. You're throwing your life away regardless, so why not go big?

Retards, the lot of them