I gotta pick up tomodachi life again

Peak game

Hoeflation? More like relationship powercreep

I should make a plan to save a bunch of money and then fuck off to some random 3rd world country where everything is super cheap so I can coast and vibe while every first world country burns down

Say what you will about the thirdies, they've got a knack for sticking around

Christ almighty

I'm going to kidnap and torture my apartment's IT guy

Hang him by his heels and scalp him

Chop his dick off and glue his urinary tract shut with epoxy

Now we have 7 neutrals

What kind of piece of shit shit box doesn't lock the reverse gear

Fords don't.