Just found out my Spotify account got suspended for using GrayJay. Good riddance. I've already got a copy of my liked songs playlist, so I've lost nothing

Bought a desktop computer. Going to the grocery store today to buy mayonnaise

Gonna fill the computer with mayonnaise to measure how much mayonnaise is dangerous to a computer

Step 1. Purchase desktop computer from a sketchy pawn shop. It was $40. The store clerk said he didn't know the password to the computer (it's probably stolen)

Step 2. Travel to grocery store. Purchase 6 large containers of mayonnaise

Step 3. Purchase a Whitechapel poster

Going to fill the computer with mayonnaise

Oh my god he's actually going to do it

Not being able to cut into my bread for 2 hours is cruel and unusual punishment

You said unabomber because you don’t know how to spell kacsinksi, kazinski, kackschinski, whatever the hell it is

You will catch me dead before I type polish

I wonder if it's possible to create a business structure so toxic to the concept of going public that even the largest companies in the world wouldn't touch it with a 100ft pole

We doxbaiting nibbas rn

Please burst it would be hilarious

>RFK-jr rescuing an autistic child out of one of the red-40 dye opium dens. (colorized, 2030)

Concurrency in C is just frustrating enough that I'm about a hair's width from just redoing vxggr in Golang

Fully sunk costing rn

I described a dream to my friends today:

"Interesting dream. I was dicking around when my friend <name> came by with some of his friends holding a whiteboard with the words "faggot menu" on it, and then a bunch of food items, and when I saw it I asked if it was pride day"

And later, one of them came up with this