I love not sleeping and arguing with people online all night and then waking up at like 13:57

ESPECIALLY when I need to find a job and new apartment sooner than later

This would fix me

who still up churnin they butter

If the cartels unironically start employing nerds, it's all over. Imagine they employ people to develop ransomware or something lmfao

Had a genuinely insane dream where the sun got both much hotter and made people insane if they were exposed to the light for too long.

Me and my dad didn't know and we were out driving somewhere late at night, saw the sun come up super early and look fucking insane and went back home. Apparently that exposure was enough became my dad then tasked me to cut up some naked guy that harassed us earlier and bring his meat inside for dinner (and I thought this was normal and didn't complain)

I'd describe it like a combination of the game "No, I'm not human" and Lovecraft's "The Color of Outer Space"