Eggs are sick because you can just put them in anything and make stuff better. I made oatmeal and tempered an egg with the hot water and it's glorious

My pie melted :(

Photo of a turtle I took 6 years ago

I'm bracing for the inevitable shitshow that the vxggr gui will be now that I'm 80-90% done with the backend. I have to touch up my encryption/decryption functions a bit more so they don't explode everything on error, and I have to write 2 more functions so that I can actually do the encryption via the threadpool I wrote, AND I have to finish a function that creates the list of tasks to run, but none of that should be too terribly difficult. Having to learn a new GUI system like sdl is definitely going to be worse than the entire rest of the project so far

"I wonder what will happen when I take my infant child's toy away while they're using it?"
"Wtf they're crying? Clearly this is because technology bad!"

I dislike how terminally online everything and everyone is nowadays as much as the next guy, but don't be retarded about it