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This is by FAR the rarest kitty cat we've ever seen.

praying to god we have the first president of the united states to perform a rug pull

Lmfao

I'm so tired but I left my apartment so I can't nap 😭

Rate my function to read an entire file

int readwholebuffer(char **str, unsigned long int initsize, int fd) {
  // Try to read bytes from fd into str
    // Bytes read == 0, return 0
    // Bytes read < 0, free string, return -1;
  // When string hits capacity, double the capacity, and reallocate the string

  char *lstr = NULL, *tmp = NULL;
  ssize_t bytesread = -1;
  int csize = initsize, ccap = initsize;

  lstr = xcalloc(initsize, sizeof(char));
  while((bytesread = read(fd, lstr + (csize - ccap), ccap)) > 0) {
    ccap -= bytesread;
    if(ccap <= 0) {
      csize *= 2;
      ccap = csize / 2;

      tmp = realloc(lstr, csize * sizeof(char));
      if(!tmp) {
        error(0, errno, "Could not reallocate enough space for lstr");
        free(lstr);
        lstr = NULL; // Need to set this because of the break
        bytesread = -100;
        break;
      }
      lstr = tmp;
    }
  }
  if(bytesread < 0 && bytesread != -100) {
    error(0, errno, "Ran into a read() error");
    free(lstr);
    lstr = NULL;
  }

  if(lstr) {
    tmp = realloc(lstr, csize - ccap + 1);
    if(!tmp) {
      error(0, errno, "Could not shrink lstr after reading buffer");
      free(lstr);
      bytesread = -100;
    }
    lstr = tmp;
  }

    if(lstr) {
        lstr[csize - ccap - 1] = '\0'; // Don't include the newline
    }

  *str = lstr;
  return ((bytesread == 0) ? (csize - ccap) : -1);
}

Literally me

Weird interaction on discord today. Some woman was having issues with getting her passport, so I sent her some links. To do this, she had to add me as a friend. She was apprehensive about it, but I reassured her that I wouldn't care if she immediately unfriended me

Then like 30 minutes later she adds me again, says thank you, then starts to chat about random stuff. Mind you, she didn't want to add me or talk just a half hour ago. Eventually, she asks "code switch?", under the reasoning of " I feel like I'm at a disadvantage because you know my first and last name"

I basically replied with "if it makes you feel better, IDC about you. If you left right now I'd just go on with my day". She didn't want to do so unless we were in a VC (?????). I just cut it off because I don't have time for shenanigans like that

The whole thing was just weird. Thanks for coming to my ted talk

Here's to 4 more years of people completely missing the point of the Founding Fathers.

Luckily, their arcane knowledge was passed down through the generations and the Budy Archive was established to carry on with their legacy.

Wake up, Qtard. Your time is now