Realizing this isn't a telegram exclusive thing brings me unbelievable peace of mind

Drank the fermented monster and now my piss smells weird. Am I going to die?

I need to do this

I have been psyoped into purchasing MGSV. Can't play it yet because no PC as of right now

Making sugar cookies with my family. This is what my brother came up with

Fucked my sleep schedule up right before crimbas. Fuck my chud life bro