I got 8 hours of sleep but from 4 to 13 instead of 0 to 8 so now I am dozing off trying to read some programming shit

I can go home and nap for 14 hours or I could grab a monster

This looks fake but I want it to be real so it's real

Our official breakdown of the Brian Thompson assassination. Read below 👇

1. Based on camera footage received from somewhere (we didn't bother seeing where it's from), we can confirm the perp' used a gun (we say perp', short for perpetrator, because it makes us sound like ol' timey detectives).

2. We are not familiar with guns, so we can't comment on the type of gun it was, but we can confirm it was not a flamethrower and it was not a sniper rifle (we've seen them in Call of Duty)

3. We didn't know who Brian Thompson was until he was assassinated, so we can't comment on his character or background

4. We don't know anything about UnitedHealthcare, or their deny-rate, or whatever, because we've never researched insurance deny rates

In summary, someone has died and we don't know why. Like and subscribe for more OSINT breakdowns!

> don't eat all day
> have one swig of egg nog
> instantly full
What is this Christmas magic

I have yet to find an image that properly reflects just how over it feels for me sometimes

the indian wise man has spoken. listen and learn, white boy

HOW is he so based? How does he do it